So, I stumbled across craigsbootylist .com the other day and I wanted to talk about it. I mean, have you seen this site?
It’s primarily just a bunch of duesche-bag guys and drunk college girls, so I wasn’t really interested the first time I looked at it. I have to admit though, once I took a closer look there were some really pretty girls on the site. I figured they were pretty easy too (and I was right but I’ll get into that later).
So I sign up for the craigsbootylist .com membership and I meet this girl there named Candy. (of course, why wouldn’t her name be Candy?) She was absolutely gorgeous and so I said hello. She didn’t respond for a little while, but once she did… she actually asked ME out! I was so excited.
My viewpoint of craigsbootylist .com really changed when Candy showed up at my house. Since I don’t have a car, I needed to have her come pick me up. I figured she would show up in some old beater car, but no, it was a 2007 Mustang GT and it even had fire red paint. It was a beautiful car for a very pretty girl.
So, she came to my door and my mom answered. They got to talking a little bit and I heard my mom mention something about “photo albums” so I darted downstairs to save Candy from the horror that are my baby pictures. We headed out and I think it was love at first site, but I wasn’t totally sure. And I felt kind of weird about the fact that I met her online and on kind of a dirty site. So I ran to the bathroom when we got to the sushi restaurant and made a call on my cell phone. I asked my good friend Katie if she thought I was being sleazy or bad by doing this and she reminded me that girls really are worse than guys when it comes to this stuff. They are the ones always wanting more, so she made me feel better. She’s a girl I really trust too, so I know she was being honest.
So, after all of that, I went back and we both ordered tuna rolls which I thought was funny. Tuna rolls weren’t the only thing we had in common, and the date went really well. I never thought I’d meet a girl on craigsbootylist .com, but I sure was wrong. Candy and I are still together after 9 months.